Existing requires caffeine t-shirt
XS
$27.99
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Mornings are hard. Existing is harder. A vintage-inspired dog tee for anyone whose personality doesn’t fully load until the caffeine does.
Some people wake up ready to take on the day. The rest of us require caffeine.
The Existing Requires Caffeine tee pairs a slightly unimpressed Lab with an early-morning lake scene and the only motivational message we’re willing to commit to before coffee.
With its detailed, vintage-inspired artwork and worn-in feel, it’s made for dog people, coffee people, and especially those of us who happen to be both.
Easy to throw on for coffee runs, dog walks, lazy weekends, or those mornings when being awake already feels like an accomplishment.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Existing requires caffeine t-shirt
$27.99
Some people wake up ready to take on the day. The rest of us require caffeine.
The Existing Requires Caffeine tee pairs a slightly unimpressed Lab with an early-morning lake scene and the only motivational message we’re willing to commit to before coffee.
With its detailed, vintage-inspired artwork and worn-in feel, it’s made for dog people, coffee people, and especially those of us who happen to be both.
Easy to throw on for coffee runs, dog walks, lazy weekends, or those mornings when being awake already feels like an accomplishment.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |