For the Dog Who Never Misses a Happy Hour
XS
$28.99
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Every patio has one.
The dog who quietly watches every server, every passing plate, and every stranger who might accidentally drop a french fry.
The Patio Inspector Tee celebrates those four-legged professionals who take their job very seriously. Featuring an exclusive vintage-inspired illustration on the back and a clean, minimalist Sit.Stay.Sage logo on the front, it's designed for dog lovers who appreciate great design and a little dry humor.
Some dogs chase balls. Yours is conducting patio surveillance.
Printed on a premium, ultra-soft Bella+Canvas tee, this shirt is made for coffee runs, brewery patios, weekend adventures, and wherever your favorite sidekick decides to clock in.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
For the Dog Who Never Misses a Happy Hour
$28.99
The dog who quietly watches every server, every passing plate, and every stranger who might accidentally drop a french fry.
The Patio Inspector Tee celebrates those four-legged professionals who take their job very seriously. Featuring an exclusive vintage-inspired illustration on the back and a clean, minimalist Sit.Stay.Sage logo on the front, it's designed for dog lovers who appreciate great design and a little dry humor.
Some dogs chase balls. Yours is conducting patio surveillance.
Printed on a premium, ultra-soft Bella+Canvas tee, this shirt is made for coffee runs, brewery patios, weekend adventures, and wherever your favorite sidekick decides to clock in.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |