F Par Wheres the Bird T-Shirt
XS
$27.99
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Some came to chase par. He came to chase something else.
The FđžCK Par tee is for anyone who understands that a perfectly good round of golf can be completely derailed by one very interested bird dog.
Featuring a German Shorthaired Pointer posted up on a golf cart, scanning the course for the âbirdâ he was clearly promised, this vintage-inspired design mixes golf-course scenery, outdoorsy detail, and Sit.Stay.Sageâs slightly inappropriate sense of humor.
The paw-print keeps the profanity technically respectableâwe're classy like thatâwhile the warm, rugged artwork gives it a worn-in outdoor feel without screaming novelty golf shirt.
Perfect for the course, clubhouse, 19th hole, or the dog person who heard there were birdies involved and wildly misunderstood the assignment.
Golf. Dogs. Questionable priorities.
Pretty much sums it up.
⢠100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
⢠Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
⢠Pre-shrunk fabric
⢠Side-seamed construction
⢠Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
⢠Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
F Par Wheres the Bird T-Shirt
$27.99
The FđžCK Par tee is for anyone who understands that a perfectly good round of golf can be completely derailed by one very interested bird dog.
Featuring a German Shorthaired Pointer posted up on a golf cart, scanning the course for the âbirdâ he was clearly promised, this vintage-inspired design mixes golf-course scenery, outdoorsy detail, and Sit.Stay.Sageâs slightly inappropriate sense of humor.
The paw-print keeps the profanity technically respectableâwe're classy like thatâwhile the warm, rugged artwork gives it a worn-in outdoor feel without screaming novelty golf shirt.
Perfect for the course, clubhouse, 19th hole, or the dog person who heard there were birdies involved and wildly misunderstood the assignment.
Golf. Dogs. Questionable priorities.
Pretty much sums it up.
⢠100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
⢠Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
⢠Pre-shrunk fabric
⢠Side-seamed construction
⢠Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
⢠Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| Â | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| Â | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |